Uuuuhhhhaaaaa!!
Ok, let's face it. Why would 99% of women go see a Marvel character movie with their geek boyfriends or husbands? Of course. For the adventure, special effects, blah, blah... No. I'm sorry to be the one to break the news here: It was for six major reasons, also known all together as six-pack, presented by Mr. Thor himself when he goes shirtless. Oh. I know you all heard "Let's go darling, I can't wait to see Natalie Portman again. I loved her on Black Swan!" Nope. Chris Hemworth's Six pack.
So some enlightened head (probably female) thought: If there's going to be two movies about Snow White, being one of them with Armie Hammer as Prince Charming we have got to step it up a little. So let's put Chris Hemworth playing the Huntsman in Snow white and the Huntsman.
Snow White is going to be lost with the Huntsman for a little while in the woods. Might as well never make it to Prince Charming. Is there even gonna be a Prince Charming on this one? This is going to be awesome. So why am I not beaming with joy?? Because Miss Snow White is going to be played by Kristen Stewart. Being KStew a school drop out and making a continuous point about how school wasn't really important to her I can at least expect she's finally learning to count until six by caressing gently the Huntsman's six-pack, while lost in the woods. Damn you! Damn youuuuuuuu!
I don't know why I didn't put a comment on this one before. Just read it again, the way you put it is just awesome!
ReplyDelete"Is there even gonna be a Prince Charming on this one?" LOL!!!
"she's finally learning to count until six by caressing gently the Huntsman's six-pack" LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!