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I'm going to hell anyway, might as well start spitting my poison in every direction. So, these two got married this Friday after a turbulent head-start. And by turbulent I mean they started "dating" and forgot while doing it they were both married. Now we ALL know, knew someone, or actually have been in that situation, right people?... But this one was under public scrutiny and we even had a bonus of a very public feud between LeAnn Rimes and Cibrian's ex wife, Brandi Glanville. And because we live in the Social Networks' Era, if we want to insult someone we do it properly: via twitter. That's equivalent to women's cat fight nowadays...
And because these two can't help...cheating...they deceived their wedding guests to think they were attending an engagement party. Apparently, even so, only a few believed they were actually getting "officially" engaged (approximately 40). So, somewhere along the party they decided to say "I do" and every guest smiled and wished them well. Oh, and the Easter Bunny was there too, of course.
About the affair, Rimes admitted in the Great American Country special Backstory:
"I know I didn't do it the right way," "I didn't have the tools to know how to do it the right way, how to let go the right way. I'd never been taught that...
Tools? Taught?! Now I don't want to question the many strange and twisted ways Love slaps you in the face (specially if it involves men with a dimple in their cheek) and catches you off guard with no tools but a pair of horns to put in your husband's / wife's forehead. And, OF COURSE, blame that lousy teacher, because he did't teach you how to end a relationship in a civilized way. It normally starts with "We need to talk..." But what do I know?!
Yet, we can't help but wonder if they can escape the saying: "once a cheater...
No, they are going to live happily ever after!... Oh, there goes the Easter Bunny again! Can you see it?...
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