Tosh Story: Quentin Tarantino was hit by the Paz de la Huerta effect

Monday, February 28, 2011

Quentin Tarantino was hit by the Paz de la Huerta effect

I'm almost sure that at every Oscars After-Party the levels of ethanol are already so severe it is not even safe to light a cigarette... But this particular After Party gave access to Paz de La Huerta. Remembering she got denied entry at the Chateau Marmont Golden Globes after party due to being completely wasted, I'm taking a wild guess, this Vanity Fair after-party was the one where they all turn into vampires at some point... and start having wild random sex...So, where does the Great Quentin Tarantino enters this picture? It turns out he was leaving this party and...was opening the door to the limo to no other than Paz de la Huerta! And ... bam! Paz de La Huerta effect while he gets photographed by the paparazzi...Result: "Quentin Tarantino is wasted at Oscar after party..." I'm guessing he just succumbed to the beauty of whom he was leaving the party with...

If I was a man, I would think that Paz de La Huerta is gorgeous if I was completely drunk and had a plastic bag to cover her head. So Quentin, you are sooooo wasted, man...